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Thumbnail of Genuine Jipper
Harcourts Genuine Jipper is the anytime antidote to whatever ails you. It can be used as a base for a "Jippers on the Beach", or drunk in its pure form.

The inquisitive, the leering, the cunning, the traveler, the voyager, the smuggler, the mad android creator, the convalescent needing an invigorate, the nervous of both sexes everywhere, have all learned that it is the STARSHIP TONIC of bipedal creatures around the galaxy.

Ask your replicator for it, and see that you get HARCOURTS GENUINE JIPPER!

Thumbnail of Kelpian Fredalia Tea
Fredalia tea is a red-colored tea made traditionally by the Kelpiens; its main ingredient is the "fredalia flower" (Kelpien Hibiscus).
Thumbnail of The Captain's Collection | Including Infuser
While its true Earl Grey never fails; not just any Earl Grey is always appropriate. With the Captain's Collection of Earl Grey blends on hand you are sure to please anyone who shows up at your chateau espousing the mistaken belief that you know them!
Thumbnail of Number 1's Collection | Without Infuser
While its true Earl Grey never fails; not just any Earl Grey is always appropriate. Number 1's Collection of Earl Grey blends is the same as the captain's collection but without the infuser.