Harcourts Genuine Jipper is the anytime antidote to whatever ails you. It can be used as a base for a "Jippers on the Beach", or drunk in its pure form.
The inquisitive, the leering, the cunning, the traveler, the voyager, the smuggler, the mad android creator, the convalescent needing an invigorate, the nervous of both sexes everywhere, have all learned that it is the STARSHIP TONIC of bipedal creatures around the galaxy.
Ask your replicator for it, and see that you get HARCOURTS GENUINE JIPPER!